Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Obama's healthcare plans revealed.


Washington, D.C.score another shocker for President B.Hussein this week as he stunned the foreign and domestic press corps with the revelation that he really does know something about healthcare. The half black president revealed this week that his family has long been involved in healthcare issues and that "this shit is bred into me like the distrust of an old white woman." Obama showed family photos of his grandfather Paul Hussien oblinga denario Mook Obadingo punshati obama, a "healer" with the somalian tribe which spawned the president of the U.S. of KKK-A.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!



Orlando.



In a bizzare twist, Casey Anthony, shown here with her attorney Jose Baez , the younger and much more successful brother of singer/songwriter Joan, has entered a plea of 'innocent' in the disappearance and probable murder of daughter caylee. In an Orlando court this morning, Ms Anthony stated that she only wanted to invoke her right to deny a fetus medical attention after a "botched " abortion. Jose Baez admitted that this was a 'very risky' defense, noting that "we havent even been charged with murder yet" and, "Casey is very adamant about getting out front of this charge". Casey, speaking directly to the media had this to add." I really, really , really hope Barrack wins this election, he understands a woman's right to choose". Stunned by her response one reported from FOX NEWS shouted "baby killer!!" over and over, while Casey signed Kieth Olbermann's tom brokow voodoo doll. Tom , pictured posing for the creators of the doll , had no comment.

Story developing.......

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Eco-Terrorism hits new low....


Higashiyama Zoo in Nagoya, Japan,


In an incredibly risky daytime attack , eco- terrorists threw buckets of green paint on this polar bear saturday. Hundreds of school children were gathered to celebrate 'tiny's' birthday bash, a yearly event in which the children are dressed in miniature polar bear costumes and are encouraged to throw small fish to the bear. Just moments before the fish throwing began, a group of masked combatants emerged from the crowd and threw the paint splashing some of the little costumed children as well as coating tiny who was visibly upset. When asked why such a malicious and daring attack was necessary on this poor helpless animal, one terrorist speaking on condition of anonymity said " People think these bears are innocent, well they are not! a fully grown Polar bear emits about the same amount of methane gas into the Ozone as a 1500 pound cow." when this reporter continued to question why Tiny the bear, had to be subjected to this violence , the masked man said simply " we have no cows here."


Grief counselors were brought in to help the children cope, and change clothes.
In an unconfirmed report, Tiny was heard to have muttered " throw that little twerp in here for 5 minutes , I'll show you 'helpless'.
story developing.....

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Jesus returns to Kenya....... turns it white!!!


In a stunning development, and apparently because of the recent confusion as to his and his dad's political persuasions, Jesus returned to Kenya, and according to one observer:


"We thought a big white sheet had been spread, so we decided to come and see for ourselves. We thought that it was Jesus who had come back," one villager told reporters.


Kenya's Meteorological Department said Tuesday's storm was caused by the convergence of cold air currents from the Indian Ocean and warm air currents from the Congo, and not from Jesus as was earlier reported.


The Obama campaign denounced the reports and added that anyone talking about white sheets during this election cycle will be silenced.


A spokesperson for Beds Baths and Beyond, said " can he do that?"