Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Eco-Terrorism hits new low....


Higashiyama Zoo in Nagoya, Japan,


In an incredibly risky daytime attack , eco- terrorists threw buckets of green paint on this polar bear saturday. Hundreds of school children were gathered to celebrate 'tiny's' birthday bash, a yearly event in which the children are dressed in miniature polar bear costumes and are encouraged to throw small fish to the bear. Just moments before the fish throwing began, a group of masked combatants emerged from the crowd and threw the paint splashing some of the little costumed children as well as coating tiny who was visibly upset. When asked why such a malicious and daring attack was necessary on this poor helpless animal, one terrorist speaking on condition of anonymity said " People think these bears are innocent, well they are not! a fully grown Polar bear emits about the same amount of methane gas into the Ozone as a 1500 pound cow." when this reporter continued to question why Tiny the bear, had to be subjected to this violence , the masked man said simply " we have no cows here."


Grief counselors were brought in to help the children cope, and change clothes.
In an unconfirmed report, Tiny was heard to have muttered " throw that little twerp in here for 5 minutes , I'll show you 'helpless'.
story developing.....

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