Thursday, September 4, 2008

Jesus returns to Kenya....... turns it white!!!


In a stunning development, and apparently because of the recent confusion as to his and his dad's political persuasions, Jesus returned to Kenya, and according to one observer:


"We thought a big white sheet had been spread, so we decided to come and see for ourselves. We thought that it was Jesus who had come back," one villager told reporters.


Kenya's Meteorological Department said Tuesday's storm was caused by the convergence of cold air currents from the Indian Ocean and warm air currents from the Congo, and not from Jesus as was earlier reported.


The Obama campaign denounced the reports and added that anyone talking about white sheets during this election cycle will be silenced.


A spokesperson for Beds Baths and Beyond, said " can he do that?"


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